Vow of Thieves | ARC Review

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By: Mary E. Pearson

Dance of Thieves #2 | 480 Pages | Pub. Aug 6, 2019

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Vow of Thieves at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★★★
  • Heroine: Best soldier ever
  • Dude: My kind of Trouble
  • Steaminess: Sometimes off-screen is what you need
  • Brutality: Too many hanging bodies

Pairs Well With

Vow of Silence

  • 1 ½ oz gin
  • ¾ oz grapefruit juice
  • ½ oz lemon juice
  • ½ oz yellow chartreuse
  • ¼ oz averna
  • ¼ oz simple syrup

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Godsgrave (Don’t worry, I’m fine.. no really, I’m fine) | Book Review

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By: Jay Kristoff

Nevernight Chronicle #2 | 419 Pages | Pub. 2017

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Godsgrave at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★★★
  • Heroine: Stabbiest bitch there is
  • Dude: N/A
  • Steaminess: Jay doesn’t lie about smut
  • Brutality: It’s Nevernight…what do you think?

Pairs Well With

The Gladiator drop shot

  • 2 parts Orange juice, 2 parts Sprite in a glass
  • 1/2 Amaretto, 1/2 bourbon liquor in shot glass
  • Drop shot in and chug bitches

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The Merciful Crow | ARC Review

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By: Margaret Owen

The Merciful Crow #1| 384 Pages | Pub. July 30, 2019

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The Merciful Crow at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★★★
  • Heroine: She can be my chief
  • Dude: Always has to be the hero
  • Steaminess: What is it with caves?
  • Brutality: Pulling out corpses’ teeth

Pairs Well With

The Crow

  • ¾ oz whiskey
  • 1 ½ oz lemon juice
  • 1 dash grenadine

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Obsidio (I Finally finished so I get champagne right?) | Book Review

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By: Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff

The Illuminae Files #3| 628 Pages | Pub. 2018

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Obsidio at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★★★
  • Heroine: Just trying to survive
  • Dude: Ode to his hair
  • Steaminess: Let’s be real… it’s freezing on Kerenza
  • Brutality: Teddies in the snow…I will NOT get over that

Pairs Well With

Didn’t I just say champagne?

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