Cress (How Jess Learned to Audiobook) | Book Review

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By: Marissa Meyer

The Lunar Chronicles #3 | 552 Pages | Pub. 2014

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Cress at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★★
  • Heroine: Too nice for her own good
  • Dude: I’m pretty sure he is actually Flynn Rider
  • Steaminess: Thorne and Cress sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G
  • Brutality: She chopped her own pinky off!

 

 

 

Pairs Well With

The Hairy Navel

  • 1 ounce vodka
  • 1 ounce peach schnapps
  • 8​ ounces orange juice (to fill the glass)

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Heart of Iron | Book Review

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By: Ashley Poston

Heart of Iron # 1 | 480 Pages | Pub. 2018

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Heart of Iron at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★ 1/2
  • Heroine: Total Once Upon a December vibes
  • Dude: I, Robot
  • Steaminess: Was Terminator steamy? 

  • Brutality: My heart needs a bandaid

Pairs Well With:

Robot Shot

  • ½ pint Jack Daniel’s Whiskey
  • ⅛ pint Absolut vodka
  • 2 drop grenadine 

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Legendary | Spoiler Free Review

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By: Stephanie Garber

Caraval #2 | 451 Pages | Pub. 2018

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Legendary at a Glance

  • Overall Rating:★★★★
  • Heroine: Can’t Stop. Won’t Stop.
  • Dude: Tall, dark and tattooed

  • Steaminess: Don’t forget to pick the twigs out of your hair

  • Brutality: So much dripping blood

Pairs Well With

The Firework

  • 3 ounces TROPICANA® Strawberry Peach drink.
  • 1 ½ ounces bourbon.
  • ½ ounce lime juice.
  • Ginger beer.
  • A fresh raspberries and blueberries for garnish.

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Muse of Nightmares | We Have NO Chill About This Book

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By: Laini Taylor

Strange The Dreamer # 2| 528 Pages | Pub. 2018

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Muse of Nightmares at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★★★
  • Heroine: Badass ghost monster of revenge
  • Dude: He’s home and world to us, too
  • Steaminess:  Sign me up for Lazlo’s dreams
  • Brutality: Having to prepare your own body for cremation

Pairs Well With

Nightmares

  • 1 part Gin
  • 1 part Dubonnet
  • ½ part Cherry Brandy
  • ½ part Orange Juice

Beware. Spoilers are ahead because we have absolutely no chill about this book. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. 

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