Darkdawn | Spoiler-Free Book Review

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The Nevernight Chronicle #3 | 512 Pages | Sept 3, 2019

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Darkdawn at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★★★
  • Heroine: The real goddess of night…and murder
  • Bonding: MY HEART
  • Steaminess: Holy smut batman
  • Brutality: stab, stab, stab

Pairs Well With

A bucket full of morning-after fallen soldiers (leftover beers)

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Rage | Spoiler-Free Book Review

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Stormheart #1 | 384 Pages | Aug 27, 2019

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Rage at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★★
  • Heroine: Her pants are on fire
  • Dude: Tell him the TRUTH
  • Steaminess: Cut to black *insert sad face*
  • Brutality: who needs a storm when you have a knife

Pairs Well With

Lots of white wine

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A Sorcery of Thorns | Spoiler-Free Book Review

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By: Margaret Rogerson

Standalone| 456 Pages | 2019

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A Sorcery of Thorns at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★★
  • Heroine: meh
  • Dude: The sass is appreciated
  • Steaminess: Extremely mild
  • Creepiness: Some nightmare material

Pairs Well With

Royal Thorn

  • 1 oz aromatized wine
  • 1 1/2 oz sweet vermouth
  • 2 oz sparkling white wine
  • twist of orange peel

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Vow of Thieves | ARC Review

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By: Mary E. Pearson

Dance of Thieves #2 | 480 Pages | Pub. Aug 6, 2019

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Vow of Thieves at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★★★
  • Heroine: Best soldier ever
  • Dude: My kind of Trouble
  • Steaminess: Sometimes off-screen is what you need
  • Brutality: Too many hanging bodies

Pairs Well With

Vow of Silence

  • 1 ½ oz gin
  • ¾ oz grapefruit juice
  • ½ oz lemon juice
  • ½ oz yellow chartreuse
  • ¼ oz averna
  • ¼ oz simple syrup

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Godsgrave (Don’t worry, I’m fine.. no really, I’m fine) | Book Review

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By: Jay Kristoff

Nevernight Chronicle #2 | 419 Pages | Pub. 2017

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Godsgrave at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: ★★★★★
  • Heroine: Stabbiest bitch there is
  • Dude: N/A
  • Steaminess: Jay doesn’t lie about smut
  • Brutality: It’s Nevernight…what do you think?

Pairs Well With

The Gladiator drop shot

  • 2 parts Orange juice, 2 parts Sprite in a glass
  • 1/2 Amaretto, 1/2 bourbon liquor in shot glass
  • Drop shot in and chug bitches

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