Ruin (I Did Not Need the Phrase ‘Super Sperm’ In My Life) | Book Review

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By: Samantha Towle

Series: Gods # 1 | Pages: 352 | Pub. 2018

Ruin At a Glance

  • Overall Rating:
  • Dude: I reluctantly fell for his alpha caveman nonsense
  • Heroine: She danced straight into my heart
  • Steaminess:  Wall sex + wall sex + oh yeah… wall sex
  • Funny: Can Gigi be my stylist? Skulls + tutus = GOALS

Pairs Well With

Knock-Out Punch

  • 1 cup Bluecoat gin
  • 1 cup Sandeman port
  • .75 cup Pierre Ferrand Dry Curacao
  • .75 cup fresh squeezed lemon juice
  • .5 cup cane syrup
  • 1 cup sparkling wine

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Gentleman Nine (Privacy, Much??) | Book Review

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By: Vi Keeland

Gentleman Nine At a Glance…

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Dude: He is an open book
  • Heroine:  Might need to re-enroll in sex education but is still amazeballs
  • Steaminess: Mistletoe will never be the same
  • Emotional: Heart has been blended

 Pairs Well With

Kitty Cat Cosmo

  • 5 oz cranberry juice
  • 2 oz black vodka
  • ½ oz orange flavored liqueur
  • ½ teaspoon lime juice

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The Duchess Deal (Cats: A Spinster Bouquet) | Book Review

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By: Tessa Dare

The Duchess Deal at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Heroine: Fuck it, I’ll bring a cat
  • Dude: I want a unicorn to vomit on him
  • Steaminess: Hate Steam.
  • Funny:  Remember pizza rat? This one’s even better 

Pairs Well With

The Duchess Drinking Game (est. 2018)

Take a shot of whiskey every time Ash says something offensive to Emma. Ta-da! You’re drunk.

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Dangerous Kiss (From Caveman to Woke in 360 pages) | Book Review

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By: Crystal Kaswell

Dangerous Kiss at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Heroine: Not all of us outgrow our emo phase
  • Dude: He’s not selfish when it counts *wink*
  • Steaminess: I think the tour bus windows fogged up…
  • Emotional:  Hug your brothers tight

Pairs Well With

Avocado Margarita

  • 2 tablespoons kosher salt & fresh cilantro
  • 2 teaspoons lime zest & 1 lime wedge
  • 1 avocado pitted & peeled
  • 1 cup tequila blanco
  • ¾ cup triple sec
  • ¾ cup lime juice

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