Obsidio (I Finally finished so I get champagne right?) | Book Review

By: Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff

The Illuminae Files #3| 628 Pages | Pub. 2018

Obsidio at a Glance

• Overall Rating: ★★★★★
• Heroine: Just trying to survive
• Dude: Ode to his hair
• Steaminess: Let’s be real… it’s freezing on Kerenza
• Brutality: Teddies in the snow…I will NOT get over that

Pairs Well With

Didn’t I just say champagne?

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Review

I am going to do some random thoughts. But first…. I FINISHED!!!!

It’s possible that I’m alone in this, but it was my favorite of the trilogy. Probably because you finally have all of the main characters. But, I also think it was the most brutal, the best pacing and the most satisfying. I just like a solid ending folks…

Also, this is going to have spoilers… from All of the series so you have been warned…

Ok let’s get this thought train running.

• Rhys’s hair violates the laws of gravity and I am impressed. I’m a sucker for blondes too… what can I say?

• Asha making Schrödinger’s Kady jokes is my favorite thing ever.
• Me and Oshiro are great. She just made a Britney whooha joke in space… or on another planet… either way. Britney WILL LAST.

• “Jaw dropping like a bag of bricks” is what all of us desire from hot man candy.
• Ok the prescription passed school notes aren’t Hanna’s journal, but I kinda adore this note situation. I wonder why they didn’t fold them special…

• Rib tattoos.. I’m with you Asha.. Oh god, it’s his name? Nope Nope NOPE.
• Stupidly Handsome Motherfucking Planet Invader… I bet it doesn’t fit his nametag well.
• Oh god. Aiden is back

• Everyone should just listen to Hanna. She has proven her superiority to EVERYONE by now.
• Kady and Ezra are the cutest damn thing ever. DOWN BOY. You are going to break the bunk bed.
• OMG THIS SELF SACRIFICE. The rebellion lives on

• Bitches do be crazy.
• This motherfucker and his stupid hair REMOVED his tattoo?

“You fall in love enough, you’re gonna be nothin’ but scar tissue.”

• Aiden faking Nik out with the gun… dying. Aiden’s humor sucks.
• Ezra is forever Lieutentant babyface…. Hahaha
• Hanna and I are the same. I also fix things by turning them off and on…
• THE TEDDY BEARS. I cannot. This is worse than the others. That didn’t just happen. Where is Hanna when we need her!
• Looks like that ruined me and I stopped taking notes for 100 pages…

• OOh these sketches are the best thing I have ever seen. HAHAHA omg. Hanna is the best.
• Oh damn! Bitch just got SHOT.
• This motherfucker! How DARE you be named Rhys!
• Isaac Grant is the most wonderful man. Oh you can’t see your goldfish? Let me take care of that. Ugh.
• Goodbye notes should not be allowed. This is bullshit. Don’t do this Armageddon thing to me.

• Nope. Nope…. Kady and Ezra have been through ENOUGH. Jay is behind this. He likes to see readers in pain. MOTHERFUCKER. 

• Oh you mean we get to do it ALL OVER with Hanna and Nik. Thanks. I didn’t have a heart anyway. This is fine.. I’m FINE.
• ANOTHER CHILD? That’s it…. I am done.
• Amie is responsible for the parachute. I just know it. Jay doesn’t love us like that. It was all the angel….

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