By: Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff
The Illuminae Files #3| 628 Pages | Pub. 2018
Obsidio at a Glance
- Overall Rating: ★★★★★
- Heroine: Just trying to survive
- Dude: Ode to his hair
- Steaminess: Let’s be real… it’s freezing on Kerenza
- Brutality: Teddies in the snow…I will NOT get over that
Pairs Well With
Didn’t I just say champagne?
Review
I am going to do some random thoughts. But first…. I FINISHED!!!!
It’s possible that I’m alone in this, but it was my favorite of the trilogy. Probably because you finally have all of the main characters. But, I also think it was the most brutal, the best pacing and the most satisfying. I just like a solid ending folks…
Also, this is going to have spoilers… from All of the series so you have been warned…
Ok let’s get this thought train running.
- Rhys’s hair violates the laws of gravity and I am impressed. I’m a sucker for blondes too… what can I say?
- Asha making Schrödinger’s Kady jokes is my favorite thing ever.
- Me and Oshiro are great. She just made a Britney whooha joke in space… or on another planet… either way. Britney WILL LAST.
- “Jaw dropping like a bag of bricks” is what all of us desire from hot man candy.
- Ok the prescription passed school notes aren’t Hanna’s journal, but I kinda adore this note situation. I wonder why they didn’t fold them special…
- Rib tattoos.. I’m with you Asha.. Oh god, it’s his name? Nope Nope NOPE.
- Stupidly Handsome Motherfucking Planet Invader… I bet it doesn’t fit his nametag well.
- Oh god. Aiden is back
- Everyone should just listen to Hanna. She has proven her superiority to EVERYONE by now.
- Kady and Ezra are the cutest damn thing ever. DOWN BOY. You are going to break the bunk bed.
- OMG THIS SELF SACRIFICE. The rebellion lives on
- Bitches do be crazy.
- This motherfucker and his stupid hair REMOVED his tattoo?
“You fall in love enough, you’re gonna be nothin’ but scar tissue.”
- Aiden faking Nik out with the gun… dying. Aiden’s humor sucks.
- Ezra is forever Lieutentant babyface…. Hahaha
- Hanna and I are the same. I also fix things by turning them off and on…
- THE TEDDY BEARS. I cannot. This is worse than the others. That didn’t just happen. Where is Hanna when we need her!
- Looks like that ruined me and I stopped taking notes for 100 pages…
- OOh these sketches are the best thing I have ever seen. HAHAHA omg. Hanna is the best.
- Oh damn! Bitch just got SHOT.
- This motherfucker! How DARE you be named Rhys!
- Isaac Grant is the most wonderful man. Oh you can’t see your goldfish? Let me take care of that. Ugh.
- Goodbye notes should not be allowed. This is bullshit. Don’t do this Armageddon thing to me.
- Nope. Nope…. Kady and Ezra have been through ENOUGH. Jay is behind this. He likes to see readers in pain. MOTHERFUCKER.
- Oh you mean we get to do it ALL OVER with Hanna and Nik. Thanks. I didn’t have a heart anyway. This is fine.. I’m FINE.
- ANOTHER CHILD? That’s it…. I am done.
- Amie is responsible for the parachute. I just know it. Jay doesn’t love us like that. It was all the angel….
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Haha I loved reading this! Great review!
I love this series so much!
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Thanks!
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Your notes are GOLD XD I’ve been really nervous to read this since it’s the end T_T (that and the audiobook is HUGE) but you may have just swayed me to bump this up on my TBR list 😀
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It was so good!! I hope you love it.
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Yay you finished!! Can’t wait to finish as well. And you totally deserve that champagne 🙂
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Hope you love it!
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Love this sort of “stream of consciousness” style review 🙂
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Thanks! It’s fun to do!
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This review is down right hilarious and I lived for every second ❤
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THANKS!! It’s like my brain exploded on the page lol.
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Loved your review! I’m glad you enjoyed it so much!
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Thanks! I had fun with this one.
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