Court of Nightfall | Book Review

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By: Kaprov Kinrade

Court of Nightfall at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Dude: Zorro meets Dracula
  • Heroine: A 40 year old in an 18 year old body
  • Brutality: Beware, public execution by hammer
  • Confusion: Todo, we aren’t in Kansas anymore

Pairs Well With

Angel of Death

  • 2 oz dry gin
  • ¾ oz sweet vermouth
  • ¾ oz campari
  • 2 dashes each of Angostura and orange bitters
  • 1 spiral cut orange twist

     

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Keystone (You Can’t Sit With Us! Paranormal Remix) | Book Review

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By: Dannika Dark

Keystone at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Heroine: Trademarking the leg grip for women’s wrestling
  • Dude: A toddler’s attitude in a sexy pirate’s body with serial killer tendencies
  • Steaminess: The only steam in this one is from the showers
  • Brutality:  Torture by branding

Pairs Well With

The Gollum

  • Double shot vodka
  • 1 oz blue curacao
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • 1 oz lemonade

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The Duchess Deal (Cats: A Spinster Bouquet) | Book Review

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By: Tessa Dare

The Duchess Deal at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Heroine: Fuck it, I’ll bring a cat
  • Dude: I want a unicorn to vomit on him
  • Steaminess: Hate Steam.
  • Funny:  Remember pizza rat? This one’s even better 

Pairs Well With

The Duchess Drinking Game (est. 2018)

Take a shot of whiskey every time Ash says something offensive to Emma. Ta-da! You’re drunk.

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To Kill a Kingdom (Little Mermaid Meets Ted Bundy) | Book Review

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By: Alexandra Christo

To Kill a Kingdom at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Heroine: Ariel as a serial killer
  • Dude: Prince Eric meets Captain Jack Sparrow
  • Brutality: Threats to feed a male’s favorite appendage to sharks = casual
  • Banter:  Rory and Jess vibez (though we’re team Logan all the way)  

Pairs Well With

Rum

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Dangerous Kiss (From Caveman to Woke in 360 pages) | Book Review

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By: Crystal Kaswell

Dangerous Kiss at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Heroine: Not all of us outgrow our emo phase
  • Dude: He’s not selfish when it counts *wink*
  • Steaminess: I think the tour bus windows fogged up…
  • Emotional:  Hug your brothers tight

Pairs Well With

Avocado Margarita

  • 2 tablespoons kosher salt & fresh cilantro
  • 2 teaspoons lime zest & 1 lime wedge
  • 1 avocado pitted & peeled
  • 1 cup tequila blanco
  • ¾ cup triple sec
  • ¾ cup lime juice

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