Rebel’s Blade (Rats Are Heroes, Too) | Book Review

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By: Kay Frost

Rebel’s Blade at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Dude: The real hero in this novel is the rat that bites Tehl
  • Heroine: The exact opposite of Unbreakable Kimie Schmidt
  • Steaminess: Unless we are talking about the “boiling sea” it’s an ice bath
  • Brutality: Ramsay Bolton would cringe at this one

Pairs Well With

Tequila

  • Because tequila is the only way you are getting through this one.

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Heir of Fire | Book Review

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By: Sarah J. Maas

Heir of Fire at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Heroine: Emo status 100%
  • Dude: We’ll be Rowan’s Fireheart any day
  • Brutal: Reliving all of your failures is pretty brutal
  • Evil: They need more than a collar

Pairs Well With

Wildfire

  • 1 ounce Midori (or Any Melon Liqueur)
  • 0.5 ounce Watermelon Vodka
  • 1 ounce Vodka
  • 0.25 ounce Bacardi 151

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Sex Not Love (Is This Dude For Real?!?) | Book Review

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By: Vi Keeland

Sex Not Love at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Dude: Basically a dog in heat
  • Heroine: Queen of bath bombs
  • Steaminess: Fanning ourselves
  • Funny: Italian Moms for the win

Pairs Well With

Jack & Coke

  • 3 oz Jack Daniel’s Whiskey
  • 1 can Coca Cola

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Rhapsodic (Escort service meets I Love Beads) | Book Review

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By: Laura Thalassa

Rhapsodic at a Glance

  • Overall Rating: 
  • Dude: Give us 322 beads now cuz we’d marry the shit out of Des too
  • Heroine: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
  • Steaminess: I swear officer, the car only fogged from talking
  • Brutal: Snow White + Sexual Assault x 1000

Pairs Well With

The Siren

  • 1 oz Lilac simple syrup
  • 1 dash rose water
  • 2 oz club soda
  • 2 oz vodka

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Forever Violet (Forever Cheesy) | Book Review

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By: Jessica Sorensen

Forever Violet at a Glance

  • Overall Rating:
  • Dude: He makes our eyes glow violet
  • Heroine: Not the brightest crayon in the box
  • Steaminess: Two words: Elation Field
  • Brutal: Puppy sacrifices

Pairs Well With

Violet Moon

  • 2 oz gin
  • 1 oz lemon juice
  • 1 oz Creme de violette
  • Garnish with a brandied cherry

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